Seattle Music

The 7am flight I took today from Austin to Seattle (by way of Phoenix) was rough. REALLY rough. I blame it on the vodka sodas. It’s all their fault. It was they who compelled me to send a shed load of ridiculous text messages (“Where are you!?” “You hate me!” “You suck!” “I love you!” “Let’s get another drink!” and so on)... read more »

you don’t know dick… Hair? Who needs it? I fucking do!! So the other day I was walking down the street and I saw this ‘hard luck story’ and he had a really impressive thatch upon his crown. I got to thinking - he don’t need it- I could’ve made much more out of myself than he if I’d had his hair, and hair, or lack thereof, hasn’t... read more »