Seattle Music

i love rock of love! it is my ultimate guilty pleasure. who doesn't wanna see a washed up 80s star getting drunk and naked with a bunch of 20 something rocker chicks. its amazing. he speaks all this bull about wanting to find true love and having a real "connection" with someone right before he starts shoving his tounge down the throats of girls half his age. mr. micheals decided to jump on the coattails of the shows success and release a new solo record. since the day the record came out it has become the talk of the shop at the record store i work at. the back cover has to be my favorite part. its a very womanly shot of bret in jeans and a leather jacket and as your eyes wander downwards you will find the most incredible buldge you have ever seen. it looks like a pair of rolled up socks to me. its pretty fantastic. and he claims he doesn't stuff. i say you seattle be the judge of that. to make matters worse we played the record in the store and every ballad on it sounds like a every rose has its thorn rip off. how many more years will we have to suffer while mr. micheals attempts to relive his glory days.