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If you had the choice of becoming best friends with either a TMNT (Splinter is a possibility) or Ozzy, who would be the better best friend to have and why? I need a distinct reason or explanation, as long or short as you like...
I believe an in-house consensus would be a Ninja Turtle, but probably not Raphael 'cuz he is a cantankerous bastard who almost ruins the crime fighting team Splinter so affectively created! Let me know what ya'll think...

There was a time long ago.l...(ok it was like 2 months ago) that I was trying to convince someone that Ninja Turtles had capes....but we won't discuss that further....

And I would fo sho NOT pick Ozzy cause I wouldn't understand wtf he's saying!

ozzy - cuz then id get to hang out with jason newsted and zakk wylde

Splinter, hands down.
The guy trained the ninja turtles, so he could train me to be a ninja too.
He's the closest to cartoon zen that I can remember from my formative years.
Who doesn't want to hang with a bad-ass rat in the sewers?
The final reason: my band in high school was named Splinter.

tmnt....tmnt...fo'sho. Four giant fighting turtles AND a rat! nuff said...

iD CHOOSE nINJA TURTLES THEY ARE NOT SUPER OLD AND THIER BRIANS ARENT ALL FRIED FROM CRACK. REASON NUMBER TWO THE NINJA TURTLES EAT PIZZA AND PIZZA IS ONE THING I CANT GET ENOUGH OF CRACK ONE THE OTHER HAND NO THANKS..