zanne

o my new job is pretty sweet. we get treated like real people (very rare) except of course by some of the other teenage girls (very common), and we get payed generously (also very rare)...///
i help out little old ladies picking out stuff for their granddaughters, daughters, or themselves, and usually people are quite nice and understanding even if i can't fully help them.
so the other day it was really slow, the store was closing soon and we had about one person sort of looking through some stuff. i decided to ask her if she needed help.... why not, right? so, it turned out she actually did want help, finding "a flirty top" so i helped her look around and she picked out a few things, and wondered over to the super expensive department right next door, and i tagged along. she picked out a few more things and then i led her into the fitting rooms.

she was very quiet but nice and polite. she ended up spending $400! $200 of which was on a diamond-encrusted (?) ed hardy hoodie. we were talking and my co-worker came over (it takes forever to ring everything up) she said her boyfriend was breaking up with his wife, who stalks her on myspace (i'm thinking, how old are these people that they still have myspaces? anyway....) she was telling us about her awkward experience with myspace and we were saying how some people can figure out who visits there page or something, and then she was like, well it's so annoying because my last name ends in an R and so does his, but she thinks i've already adopted his name... yadayadayada, and then well, you know, Jerry Rice, see we both have R last names.

we finish up the sale and she leaves, Jerry Rice!!!!! She was Jerry Rice's girlfriend!! haha and he's leaving his wife for her!! crazy. she was totally passe about it too, like it was no big deal. i guess that's stanford shopping centre for you!

anyway, i thought that that was pretty funny...