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Ireland, not to be confused with Iceland, French Guiana, Iraq or Beirut, is an ancient drunk isle located a fair bit west of Japan and is renowned for Bunclody, its rolling drunks, being a former We rule and you suck type republic, green hills, paints and scholars, friendly, 384 days of rainfall each year, unexcused sentimentalism, Luck of the Irish, the turf (ah, the turf) and the orang-utan subspecies called the Pubbians. The island of Ireland is split into two parts, Northern Badlands and...

is'nt beer wonderfull? I mean... imagine, its a warm day... the sun is beating down.. and killing people, theres plently of beverages to drink, so you drink and drink and dirnk. But as you know, on such a day nothing will quench your thurst quite like a tall, frosty pint. Ahhhh now thats what iam taking about. Its a fact; that beer is the best drink in the world. More precious than water, and more desirable than wine. When the acient romans made there aquaducts, they wernt for...