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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:08:22 -0700</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[All emotional all of the sudden]]>
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<description><![CDATA[Sorry, I just got all emotional. I got to thinking, I wish I had a real goat, not just a miniature picture of a goat with the fuzz logo spray painted on it. I love goats. They need friends, though -- don&#039;t just get one goat, or they&#039;ll freak out. Also they&#039;re like dogs, except they mow your lawn for you, and when they climb on your lap, it hurts like the F word (because they&#039;re heavy, and they have hooves -- duh!).<br />
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More than that, I wish somebody would make a feature-length Smurph movie where Gargamel takes a backburner to more pertinent issues, like Smurphicide, Smurphaholism, Smurph-driving, SIV, and underage Smurphing. Just cause they&#039;re only 3 apples tall doesn&#039;t mean they don&#039;t have feelings. They&#039;re just smaller feelings.]]>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:30:37 -0800
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<title><![CDATA[top users]]>
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<description><![CDATA[I was just about to whine about how I&#039;ll never get on the top users page, and how it will be impossible for me to get on it once the ides of March roll around, because I will be eclipsed by all the music starved masses.<br />
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But I accidentally just got there, sweet. I&#039;d like to thank Arin, RyRy, Ian, Emilio, and the other Fuzz typists for making this possible. I&#039;ll never forget you! And sorry for the calendar code, I didn&#039;t mean for it to be so awful.]]>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:31:21 -0800
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<title><![CDATA[i like burritos]]>
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<description><![CDATA[I just had an amazing burrito. It almost brought a tear to my eye, but I stifled it out of shame.]]>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:17:39 -0800
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