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All emotional all of the sudden
Sorry, I just got all emotional. I got to thinking, I wish I had a real goat, not just a miniature picture of a goat with the fuzz logo spray painted on it. I love goats. They need friends, though -- don't just get one goat, or they'll freak out. Also they're like dogs, except they mow your lawn for you, and when they climb on your lap, it hurts like the F word (because they're heavy, and they have hooves -- duh!).
More than that, I wish somebody would make a feature-length Smurph movie where Gargamel takes a backburner to more pertinent issues, like Smurphicide, Smurphaholism, Smurph-driving, SIV, and underage Smurphing. Just cause they're only 3 apples tall doesn't mean they don't have feelings. They're just smaller feelings.
More than that, I wish somebody would make a feature-length Smurph movie where Gargamel takes a backburner to more pertinent issues, like Smurphicide, Smurphaholism, Smurph-driving, SIV, and underage Smurphing. Just cause they're only 3 apples tall doesn't mean they don't have feelings. They're just smaller feelings.
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posted on Mar 7 at 10:03 pm
i just walked home and got your wedding invite. thats what i thought this post was about... but its about goats. AWESOME
posted on Mar 7 at 10:04 pm
It's about smurfs, you insensitive asshole.
posted on Mar 7 at 11:44 pm
so, are you saying you'll take care of goatse and his growing harem of concu-goats on the weekends for us?
posted on Mar 8 at 1:20 am
Being an expert on Smurfs, I would say that that movie you speak of sounds more like a documentary. The Smurfs' show is all about drama. Maybe you should talk with them and let them know you're intersted in their inner lives, and maybe they'll let you do the soundtrack! hehe
posted on Mar 11 at 12:42 pm
Not sure about smurfs... Arin's crazy! Congrats on the wedding dude!