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Sorry, I just got all emotional. I got to thinking, I wish I had a real goat, not just a miniature picture of a goat with the fuzz logo spray painted on it. I love goats. They need friends, though -- don't just get one goat, or they'll freak out. Also they're like dogs, except they mow your lawn for you, and when they climb on your lap, it hurts like the F word (because they're heavy, and they have hooves -- duh!).

More than that, I wish somebody would make a feature-length Smurph movie where Gargamel takes a backburner to more pertinent issues, like Smurphicide, Smurphaholism, Smurph-driving, SIV, and underage Smurphing. Just cause they're only 3 apples tall doesn't mean they don't have feelings. They're just smaller feelings.
I was just about to whine about how I'll never get on the top users page, and how it will be impossible for me to get on it once the ides of March roll around, because I will be eclipsed by all the music starved masses.

But I accidentally just got there, sweet. I'd like to thank Arin, RyRy, Ian, Emilio, and the other Fuzz typists for making this possible. I'll never forget you! And sorry for the calendar code, I didn't mean for it to be so awful.
I just had an amazing burrito. It almost brought a tear to my eye, but I stifled it out of shame.
 
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