VanillaJ

My employment history
My New Job:
To collect farts in a jar.
Then I get made redundant and pick a new job:
To pick the bits off things; eg. dog hair off the sofa, poppy seeds off the carpet, fleas off the dog, fluff off the runway
Then I get made redundant again, and pick another new job:
To find lost contact lens in the Australian outback.
I do this for 10 years or so, and then I get a better job:
Having drugs tested on me at the insane asylum.
Then I retire to concentrate on my true passion in life:
Data entry.