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So my friend called me this afternoon and was a bit concerned that she hadn't heard from her boyfriend in a few days, especially since his ex-girlfriend shot herself in the head earlier in the week. I told her to stop worrying, he was probably just taking it all in. So then tonight she calls me, truly hysterical--he had just broken up with her, telling her that he was really in love with the dead woman.

She was really upset, especially since she'd just held his hand through a Mayo Clinic cancerous tumor removal two months ago. The kicker was though, how do you feel jealous of a dead person?
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posted on Mar 23 at 11:15 pm
.....wow
posted on Mar 23 at 11:21 pm
"Fuck You Aurora" by Alkaline Trio

My, my what a mess we've made

of our pretty little heads these days
It appears a heavy wind's blown through here recently
Best wishes have been made for you
You never had no say it's true
You have to be the cutest gravedigger I've ever seen
And all your lonely nights in the city of lights

are much like all these crowded bars

I so often find my stupid self stumbling through

My, my what a mess was made of my head

when I heard what you'd been through that day
It appears a violent storm's passed through you recently
Letters meant to be sent have been torn
The phone lies off the hook, on the floor
All these "I'm sorry"s and "I miss you"s are useless,
I fucked this one up long ago
And all your lonely nights in the city of lights

are much like all these crowded bars

I so often find my stupid self stumbling through

Fuck you Aurora,
You took my only friend
And although it's all my fault,
the blaming myself had to come to an end
so I say:
Fuck you Aurora,
You took my only friend
You wont catch me behind the wheel

of a Chrysler ever again

My, my what a mess we've made

of our precious little lives these days
It appears a big fucking tornado

has twisted us up recently

Best wishes have been made for you
You never had no say it's true
You have to be the cutest gravedigger I've ever seen
And all your lonely nights in the city of lights

are much like all these crowded bars
I so often find my stupid self stumbling through

Fuck you Aurora,
You took my only friend
And although it's all my fault,
the blaming myself had to come to an end
so I say:
Fuck you Aurora,
You took my only friend
You won't catch me behind the wheel
of a Chrysler ever again
posted on Mar 23 at 11:37 pm
You can't be jealous of a dead person. It is what it is. Let him go...
posted on Mar 23 at 11:41 pm
Now I'm even more intrigued by Alkaline Trio. Remind me again on Monday, Arin. That's fucking spooky weird.
posted on Mar 24 at 12:30 pm
I agree with the first post= wow.
posted on Mar 24 at 12:46 pm
Alkaline is rad cuz musically theyre not all that gloomy - but when you read the lyrics you think "woah - thats dope". here's another sample:

Alkaline Trio - This Could Be Love

I've got a book of mathes
I've got a can of kerosene
I've got some bad ideas involving you and me
i don't blame you for walking away
i touch myself at thoughts of flames
i shat the bed and laid there in it
thinking of you wide awake for days

... <excluding stuff> ...

CHORUS:
step one: slit my throat
step two: play in my blood
step three: cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
step four: stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands
you took me hostage and made your demands
i couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers
one by one
posted on Mar 24 at 11:30 pm
Another thing you might not know about Aurora, is that it's the 2nd largest city in Illinois after Chicago. And it sucks. But at least Chicago is only about 45 minutes away if there's no traffic and you're speeding a little. Just slow down near Downers Grove.

By the way, my friend is doing much better today and she is awesome and hilarious and sweet. She is the only person in Aurora/Naperville who talks at my speed.
posted on Mar 25 at 12:15 am
Yes you can be jealous of a dead person. She reached out from beyond the grave and stole my boyfriend. And fucked him up in the process. There isn't even anyone to stalk.
posted on Mar 25 at 1:09 am
Well, you could stalk her, but you'd need like a psychic channeler or something and it takes all the fun out of it.
posted on Mar 25 at 6:29 am
True. I would get caught up trying to contact other more interesting dead people. I might just hang out in the spirit world period.
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