blog It's time to quit smoking when your 4 yr old smashes your cigs w/ a croquet mallet
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Yep. Anna was outside today with the croquet mallets which I let her use to play her hammerhead shark game (more on that later). She seemed like she was really beating the hell out of one of the sharks, so I stepped out and she had one of my cigarette packs on the ground and she was just pounding the shit out of it, saying "Stupid cigarettes!"

I've been doing the patch thing for over a month now and still smoke about 5 cigs a day (outside, never inside, so shut up). I think she's picked up on my struggle....

So, the Hammerhead sharks. We were watching Flipper the nice dolphin movie. I thought, perfectly appropriate for a 4 year old of her intelligence. Well, I didn't know there was a scene where an evil looking hammerhead shark breaches the water and devours a seagull. Since that moment she has been obsessed with Hammerhead sharks. It has been over a month. I can not tell you the stack of library books we have on the subject. She will no longer read any fluffy duffy goody two shoes books, she wants facts. She has at least strayed into squids, rays, crabs and other kinds of sharks, but man, for a while, it was just googling "hammerhead shark" to keep her happy.

By the way, we really don't play croquet, we just hit the balls--wickets are for sissies.
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posted on May 3 at 11:50 pm
good luck with the quitting smoking

i quit nearly 6 weeks ago now ..
angie x
posted on May 3 at 11:56 pm
Tried quitting when I had oral surgery...Lasted a week, and as soon as my mom went to LA that weekend I started smoking like a train. whats really funny is that I smoked with guaze in my mouth cause I was afraid of infections. Do the patches actually help?
And just wait till your daughter finds the shows where they show women giving birth. My aunt is having that problem right now with her 6 year old.
posted on May 3 at 11:58 pm
I was in the mall downtown SF and one of the big posters on the pole said "When you abuse your spouse...she watches" and it had a little girls picture on it. Made me think of it while reading this.
posted on May 4 at 12:03 am
As a pack a day regular of Luckies [they don't make 'em anymore], I found that the only way to stop was to go "cold turkey" on the coffin nails and switch to the occasional stoogie [which I still indulge in - very occasionally and special occasionally.] Try it, it works but if you do switch to cigars [once a month at most] spend the money for some good ones and don't smoke them in front of Anna.
posted on May 4 at 12:22 am
quote: angie

good luck with the quitting smoking i quit nearly 6 weeks ago now .. angie x


Thanks--I don't smoke in the car anymore. That's about as far as it's gotten.
posted on May 4 at 12:24 am
quote: Miss Bella

I was in the mall downtown SF and one of the big posters on the pole said "When you abuse your spouse...she watches" and it had a little girls picture on it. Made me think of it while reading this.


Well, I just want to assure you that Anna has never witnessed anyone beating anything with a mallet or any other object or body part. She wants to kill the sharks because she's mad at them for eating that seagull. But the TV thing--yeah, got to be careful on that. I'll stay away from the birthing at home shows...
posted on May 4 at 12:26 am
quote: TheCapitalClinic

As a pack a day regular of Luckies [they don't make 'em anymore], I found that the only way to stop was to go "cold turkey" on the coffin nails and switch to the occasional stoogie [which I still indulge in - very occasionally and special occasionally.] Try it, it works but if you do switch to cigars [once a month at most] spend the money for some good ones and don't smoke them in front of Anna.


If I can just get everyone to leave me alone, then I could quit cold turkey. Maybe.
posted on May 4 at 7:58 am
Huh...I have the same obsession with that hammerhead shark. Now I know there's no difference between my brain and a four year olds. At least it's a smart four year old.
posted on May 4 at 9:51 am
I did similar things when I was young to my parents cigarettes. My dad quit for a year but now they both smoke a pack a day. It upsets me :/

I want them to try that new chantix pill thing or that staple in the ear thing, or basically anything to make them stop.
posted on May 4 at 10:05 am
i quit for my birthday a year and a half ago. it was fucking hard =(
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