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Here's what you need to know about me. I'm not here on FUZZ.com so that I can get solicited by a bunch of terrible, unsigned acts who want me to check their music out online. I'm here to help promote and support good musicians and artists whose songs are worth the time it takes to listen to them. That being said, you need not message or comment here if:
- your profile picture is a self-portrait from a cell phone.
- you have solicited demos to record labels and are still unsiged.
- your artist name involves sticky caps or punctuation marks (unless you're Too $hort).
- you record songs in your bedroom because you have no other means of making your music.
If any of these describe you, I ask that you save me the trouble of wasting my time getting to know you and your music. I'm a dick. Deal with it. I wish you the best of luck in coming to the realization that it'd be a better idea to abandon your dreams of megastardom and resolve to keep your part-time gig and stretch it into a full-time management position over the next few years. Hey, you can always think back to your glory days of life in the music industry - posting up photos of yourself and crappy unmixed/unmastered mp3s to try and "make it" as you flip burgers for minimum wage.
- your profile picture is a self-portrait from a cell phone.
- you have solicited demos to record labels and are still unsiged.
- your artist name involves sticky caps or punctuation marks (unless you're Too $hort).
- you record songs in your bedroom because you have no other means of making your music.
If any of these describe you, I ask that you save me the trouble of wasting my time getting to know you and your music. I'm a dick. Deal with it. I wish you the best of luck in coming to the realization that it'd be a better idea to abandon your dreams of megastardom and resolve to keep your part-time gig and stretch it into a full-time management position over the next few years. Hey, you can always think back to your glory days of life in the music industry - posting up photos of yourself and crappy unmixed/unmastered mp3s to try and "make it" as you flip burgers for minimum wage.
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