Dave Hill

Your fuzz page really sucks. But I think you personally are great. I'm blipping you now.

I have been waiting for this moment, Mr. Hill. And now it is here. What, did you get fired from one of your shows and got some extra time on your hands? Or are you too busy slobbering all over your First Act guitar? Truly glad you're here. Anna says, "Why? Nothing." I asked her what she wanted to say to you. "I don't do things." S-T-U-P-I-D. She just spelled stupid. I taught her how to spell that when a kid at school called her stupid. So now she says, "If you're so smart, spell stupid"--then she spells it after their shocked silence. Three year old politics.

Welcome to Fuzz! Thanks for joining the beta. By the way, you were AWESOME at our event at the Slipper Room during CMJ. The gang is still talking about your performance. Hilarious!