DJ Otterpop

From one of the most beautiful people I know, posted in "bulletins," Matt Delong: Dear Tom from myspace, I think you should change the heading on the "myspace" new additions thing. I don't think it should read "Cool New People" anymore. Why, you ask? Well, actually, I was fine with it until I saw John McCain rear his old, rhetoric-filled, flip-flopped, racist head on there. I mean, I know he's a war vet, and was a POW and all, but still. His...

I was flipping through a magazine today, and came upon a photo shoot that had a flask in it. For some reason, several years ago, every dude that I dated gave me a flask. At one point, I had five flasks, most engraved with song lyrics that supposedly stood for "us." I do not know how, but I have lost all five of these vesicles. Don't get the wrong idea- I am not toting this thing around with me all the time, waiting to take a nip. But I love going on picnics, or surfing, or...

I had a weird cult following of my old blog. Which is so strange, I cannot even talk about it. Well, I can. I started the blog actually by popular demand. I had a stash of stories, and was always getting into nutty adventures- it seemed everywhere I went, people were like, "Tell us about the time.....!" So I just started writing them down, so that I would have SOME record of my insane exploits for later in my certain to be decrepit old age. I then started infusing my stories...