Alexandra

Why would I go anywhere when it's 105 degrees in Philadelphia? Ah yes. Summer concerts happen even when its too damn hot to stand around in the sun with thousands of people. Besides, my BFF Michelle (also here on Fuzz) had gotten tickets for the Projekt Revolution tour months ago. She got six tickets, all told: four okay seats on her first try, then two more, three rows back from the pit; much better. Michelle has pretty impeccable pop tastes. She started out loving Duran Duran and the...

He's such a fucking rock star. http://www.myphila.tv/

aka, snoozy witten is so cute.

That's how one of my favorite, hoary old columns at The Onion used to start out. Sup peeps. I'm about to share. So things are going well, pretty much. I'm kind of waiting for something to happen, something to break. I guess nothing in life is really within one's control (maybe controlling when one goes to the bathroom is a good life skill and possibly the only one to have a mastery of?), so I'm not worried about stuff like money and working and selling my house. What...

She likes dogs, wants to make out with her grill in, etc. Vote for her, please.

I think I'm gonna write to these dudes and get them to sign up at fuzz. They're pretty great.

Nothing against the guys on "The Rock Life," but I wonder how it feels to have their show puched up by riffs from other bands? There is nothing more enduring than music, and these disposably fun shows are not music. The bands/casts know this, right? Anyway, it was "Love and Ulcers" and I smacked my head, because I was watching the show only because it followed "Mission: Man Band" and was killing time not writing or reading Celine before I went to bed. Now I'm...

I will list the reasons why you should vote for Miranda, my friend and closest neighbor, to appear on the VH1 trash hit "Flavor of Love 3." She is very entertaining. She wants to make out with her grill in. She gets naked at parties. She can make good chocolate chip cookies. She loves to get fried chicken and get busy. She is smart and a good friend, but come on. You just want to see her get naked and slap some hos around, don't you? When she uploads her video on YouTube...

I hope you guys over there in Cali are popping bottles. That is AMAZING. p.s. I love Madonna. In other news, while I am getting some pretty great nibbles for Austin jobs (not bites, just nibbles), my house has not yet sold and I just reduced the price on it. This does not make me happy. So I wrote a pissy mysp*ce blog about it. Here it is, if you want to read it. Beware, vitriolic content. Dear Philadelphia Home Buyers: Smarten Up, Fast My house has not yet sold. This bums me out. And while...